May i introduce the all new all singing all dancing all official Society Hat. A monumental effort went in to design and produce this superb example of Haute Couture, this Gem of the Milliner's Craft.
The ultimate in accessories. It will make you smarter,You will be able to play the Pipes and the violin.And Auto Harp;you will be more attractive to the opposite sex; it will cure Headaches and a whole range of other real and imagined maladies. Yes it's the ultimate in Headwear. Unique. And Scientific Tests have shown it to be beneficial in closing the Hole in the Ozone Layer.(unfortunately this Model does allow you to play the Bodhran better...that one's being tested and developed as we speak) Get one today. Members only ! (and if yer believe all that .. boy have i got a deal for yea.......)
